German comic sketch on asexuality starting at
1:50. A translation has been posted here:
http://www.asexuality.org/en/topic/10...
Afrodisiac, America, Panama, all words ending with an A. There are also words beginning with an A.
For example: Asexuality.
That's our segment's title today. Many will ask themselves: What is it? Asexuality?
I'm curious about it, too. I'll ask today's guest. Here he is, he is asexual.
Sit down or isn't that possible if you're asitxual?
-Of course, it's possible. This is no STD.
So you're asexual and you profess it. How does it play out for you?
-I don't have any sex, I'm asexual.
You don't have any sex?
-No.
But that isn't normal. I mean, you don't have it only with women?
-No, I also don't have any with men, either.
Really? And you never had any sex?
-I am asexual.
I don't understand. You don't want to or ....?
-No, it simply never entered the picture.
What? It never entered the picture? You're 38 and you're very handsome-looking and it never happened?
-Yeah, that's it.
What do you work as?
-I'm a callboy.
Now I'm totally confused. You're a callboy and you never had sex?
What do you do if a client calls you?
-I visit my client and I explain her everything.
What do you mean everything?
-That I don't have sex and stuff.
What do they respond?
-They aren't crazy about it but they still have to pay me for driving there.
But there are certainly some beautiful women at your job, wouldn't you be tempted?
-But I'm married.
I don't understand a thing. You're married with a women.
-Of course with a women. I'm not gay.
Why did you marry her if you don't sleep with her?
-Because I love her.
And you didn't have any sex?
-Infront of the kids?
You even have kids? Now, I don't understand anything at all.
-Yeah, I have four.
How did you make them?
-I didn't make them. They are adopted.
I'm giving up. But I still have one question: Why don't you have any sex?
-I'm swiss.
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